September 21 2014
relationship goal: a relationship
I promise all I want is for someone to run their fingers mindlessly over my skin as I tell them about my day. That’s all I want right now.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators